The Sekhmet Legionnaire of Cretanja Garrison 35 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Pharaoh with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.825 billion Cretanjans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osiris. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.4%.

The powerhouse Cretanjan economy, worth 300 trillion Scarabs a year, is dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 62,221 Scarabs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 435,989 per year while the poor average 3,041, a ratio of 143 to 1.

Women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Cretanja Garrison 35, and the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cretanja Garrison 35's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Kemeticism.

Cretanja Garrison 35 is ranked 76,631^st in the world and 1,405^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,363.69 on the Gilded Widget Scale.